| 1 |
Balls!
I'll swallow it and run a mile. |
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| 2 |
Bastards!
You'll all suffer! I'll show the lot of you! I'm gonna be
a star!! |
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kb |
| 3 |
I
demand to have some booze! |
65
kb |
| 4 |
We
can't go on like this. |
37
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| 5 |
We're
coming back in here... |
29
kb |
| 6 |
Don't
threaten me with a dead fish. |
33
kb |
| 7 |
What
fucker said that? |
54
kb |
| 8 |
Don't
attempt anything without the gloves. |
34
kb |
| 9 |
I
have a heart condition... |
24
kb |
| 10 |
How
can it be so cold in here, it's like Greenland in here. |
109
kb |
| 11 |
What
are you doing prowling around in the middle of the fucking
night!?!? |
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kb |
| 12 |
Bastard
must have died |
30
kb |
| 13 |
You're
out of your mind. |
24
kb |
| 14 |
We
mean no harm... |
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kb |
| 15 |
I
feel like a pig shat in my head... |
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kb |
| 16 |
I'm
as sick as a pike...I have to sit down |
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kb |
| 17 |
Puke
(the evocative sound of redecorating Marwoods boots) |
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kb |
| 18 |
The
fucker will rue the day. |
44
kb |
| 19 |
I
could take double anything you could. |
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kb |
| 20 |
Alright,
this is the plan. We get in there and get wrecked. |
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kb |
| 21 |
Monty
you terrible cunt!! |
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kb |
| 22 |
You
can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while
you're doing it! |
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kb |
| 23 |
Jesus,
look at that. Apart from a raw potato, that's the
only solid to have passed my lips in the last 60 hours.
I must be ill. |
261
kb |
| 24 |
Right
you fucker...I'm going to do the washing up. |
54
kb |
| 25 |
I
feel unusual |
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kb |
| 26 |
What
absolute twaddle |
35
kb |
| 27 |
Alright,
this is the plan. We get in there and get wrecked.
Then we'll eat a pork pie. Then we'll drop a couple
of Surmontil 50's each, means we'll miss out on Monday but
come up smiling on Tuesday morning. |
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kb |
| 28 |
How
can we make it die? |
21
kb |
| 29 |
What
are we supposed to do with that? |
22
kb |
| 30 |
Balls!
We want the finest wines available to humanity. We
want them here and we want them now. |
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kb |
| 31 |
I
hope tobacco sales plummet |
61
kb |
| 32 |
Look
at that, LOOK at that..."Accident Blackspot"?!
These aren't accidents, they're throwing themselves into
the road gladly, throwing themselves into the road to escape
all this hideousness... |
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kb |
| 33 |
We've
gone on holiday by mistake. |
48
kb |
| 34 |
A
pair of quadruple whiskeys and another pair of pints please. |
52
kb |
| 35 |
This
is ridiculous... |
37
kb |
| 36 |
Penrith...PEN
- RITH! |
53
kb |
| 37 |
I've
got a bastard behind the eyes. |
43
kb |
| 38 |
We've
got to get some booze, it's the only solution to this intense
cold. |
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kb |
| 39 |
There's
always time for a drink. |
33
kb |
| 40 |
Oh
Christ Almighty...nicotine in a sinew base. Keep back,
keep back. The entire sink's gone rotten |
165
kb |
| 41 |
How
DARE you! |
65
kb |
| 42 |
Chin
Chin. |
23
kb |
| 43 |
Just
you wait, when I strike they won't know what hit them! |
75
kb |
| 44 |
What
are you doing? Sitting down to enjoy my holiday. |
96
kb |
| 45 |
Why
has my head gone numb? |
43
kb |
| 46 |
Would
you like a drink? |
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kb |
| 47 |
It
wants to get down there and have sex with those cows. |
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