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MUSIC
A Whiter Shade of Pale
Streaming audio 391kb
From the opening of the movie.  Recorded by King Curtis, it's sax par excellánce!  Includes Marwood asking if Withnail would like a cup of tea.Download to Keep -  Right click and "Save Target As" or "Save Link As"
All Along the Watchtower
Streaming audio 490kb

Accompanies the lads on their trip to Crow Crag.  This has no audio bites from the film, just a clean full version of the Hendrix anthem.Download to Keep -  Right click and "Save Target As" or "Save Link As"
Voodoo Child
Streaming audio 307kb
"Withnail making time" during the road trip back to London.   Sampled straight from the film, with Withnail and Marwood swapping thoughts on driving technique.Download to Keep -  Right click and "Save Target As" or "Save Link As"
Marwood Walks
Streaming audio 175kb
Marwood (I) takes an early morning walk in the country. Nice music.Download to Keep -  Right click and "Save Target As" or "Save Link As"

 

SPEECHES
Withnails' Hamlet Soliloquy
Streaming audio 150kb
From Hamlet, the final lines of the film as Withnail dazzles the wolves with his theatrical zeal. Also available as video, if you don't mind the wait See the videos below.Download to Keep -  Right click and "Save Target As" or "Save Link As"
I don't advise a haircut man...etc.   ...having either of you got shoes?
Streaming audio 258kb
Dannys first real speech as he discusses the dubious benefits of haircuts, who has the higher drug tolerance and the need for shoes.Download to Keep -  Right click and "Save Target As" or "Save Link As"
...the last island of beauty in the world.
Streaming audio 54kkb
Monty holds court on this island of rains.Download to Keep -  Right click and "Save Target As" or "Save Link As"
Penrith tearooms
Streaming audio 248kb
A much requested scene, as the lads decide some cake and fine wine is indeed the way to go.Download to Keep -  Right click and "Save Target As" or "Save Link As"
Dannys Device
Streaming audio 93kb
Withnail explains the ins and outs of Dannys indispensible driving accessory.Download to Keep -  Right click and "Save Target As" or "Save Link As"
Are you the farmer?
Streaming audio 172kb
Withnail and Marwood meet Mr Parkin the farmer and pathetically beg for help.Download to Keep -  Right click and "Save Target As" or "Save Link As"
Curse of the Supermen
Streaming audio 174kb
Withnail ruminates on the use of steroids and the possiblity of getting into a fight.Download to Keep -  Right click and "Save Target As" or "Save Link As"
The Coalman goes to Court
Streaming audio 144kb
Danny decides that a suit would be handy karma.Download to Keep -  Right click and "Save Target As" or "Save Link As"
Perfumed Ponce
Streaming audio 307kb
Much requested and here at last. We've tweaked the sound on this one to give you the best possible experience of Withnail, I and the Irish drunk exchanging views on sexual proclivities..Download to Keep -  Right click and "Save Target As" or "Save Link As"

 

VIDEOS
Accident Blackspot
Streaming RealPlayer video 412kb
Look at that! These aren't accidents, they're throwing themselves into the road!  One of my favorite moments on a high quality video for you relive endlessly.  You sad git.Download to Keep -  Right click and "Save Target As" or "Save Link As"
Liar! You've got anti-freeze!
Streaming RealPlayer video 469kb
The saddest argument in the history of drinking and that's saying something.  A far superior clip to many others.Download to Keep -  Right click and "Save Target As" or "Save Link As"
I'm in park and I'm practically dead...
Streaming RealPlayer video 589kb
Withnail and Marwood discuss the benefits of Deep Heat and a holiday in the country.Download to Keep -  Right click and "Save Target As" or "Save Link As"
I have of late...
Streaming RealPlayer video 1351kb
Withnail delivers his Hamlet soliloquey to the wolves. A highlight worth the wait.Download to Keep -  Right click and "Save Target As" or "Save Link As"
I'm gonna be a star!!
Streaming RealPlayer video 481kb
Withnail after a bad night on the turps informs the heath that he will indeed make it big.Download to Keep -  Right click and "Save Target As" or "Save Link As"
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